Please Sign This Petiton - Unless you want me to have a child.... and place it in a dumpster

Planned Parenthoods funding has been completely cut. For the past 8 years Ive gone there for free birth control, lady visit, and std screenings. They have helped me with everything ive come across. Including a recent cancer scare and biopsy. FREE. Insurance would cost me over $180 a year for Birth Control, $35 co-pays, and and additional $80 for the biopsy i needed. Thats a lot of money that I didnt / dont have.

1 in 5 women uses plan parenthood. I am 1 of 5.

Over 700, 000 people have signed this petition to keep this funding available.

Please visit the link and fill out the info to sign the petition....

...if you dont, and we do lose funding. No baby pills for me. My kid will have to come live with you because i clearly cannot take care of it.


Oh, and if you are one of those people against it because they preform abortions... know that under Title X , they are not allowed to use ANY of their funding for that service unless the woman is a victim of rape.



Did you hear? The House voted to bar Planned Parenthood from federal funding. They cut funding for HIV tests, cancer screenings, birth control, and more, putting millions of women and families at risk. It's time for you and me to stand with Planned Parenthood. Sign the open letter to the reps who voted for this bill — and to the senators who still have a chance to stop it.
http://www.IStandWithPlannedParenthood.org

Boycott Starbucks!

On march 23rd I was at Starbucks on Lankershim. The cashier was being rude and I mentioned it to another employee. This girl then flings a bagel across the counter and tells me to not come back if I didn't like her. I tell her to fuck off. She had that coming, she assaulted me... with a pastry!

After calling to complain, I was sent coupons. I went in to use them today and was screamed at by the same person, in front of other customers, and the manger just watched! I was then told that they are refusing me service for dropping the F-Bomb AFTER Being hit with a flying bagel!!!!! Not only could I not have my coffee but i am BANNED from the Lankershim and Magnolia Starbucks for life?

Some people should not be allowed to work with the public!!!

why is it not shark week?

yesterday i decided to make shark cup cakes for one of my friends. i think these are going to become a new tradition for future "shark weeks"

i forgot to use blue cups, but whatev. this is my 1st attempt at baking and pasting twinkies, so dont be too hard on me.

top 20 south park episodes

Top Twenty South Park Episodes, in my Opinion... the only one that matters.

20. Ginger Kids
19. Imagination Land
18. Man Bear Pig
17. Smug
16. Awesome-o
15. Starvin Marvin
14.Taco Flavored Kisses
13. Sexual Harassment Panda
12. Cartmans Mom is a dirty slut
11. Guitar Queero
10. Eat, Pray, Queef
9. The Jeffersons
8. More Crap
7. Jackoffasaurus
6. Chicken Lover
5. Towlie
4. Le Petit Tourette
3. Something You can do with Your Finger
2. Make Love, Not Warcraft
1. Scott Tenorman Must Die